One Half Dozen Secrets to Eternal Youth

1. Never tell acquaintances that you really love prunes.

2. Never discuss the state of your bowels with anyone other than your doctor.

3. Never line your meds up on the window sill over the kitchen sink.

4. Never compare your illnesses with your friends and their illnesses.

5. Never make "old man" noises when you lower yourself into a chair.

6. Never say never!