This post will be just a little off color ... but only in your mind. While visiting Gregory's family in Battle Creek, Michigan, we wanted to get to the Best Buy. These are the directions we received:
Take "DICK MAN (Street) to the PENETRATOR (part of the I94 highway)! Then GET OFF by going left to turn right."
This remind me of an e-mail photo/joke I saw which had a list of the stores which were in the mall:
Men do not like to shop at Kohl's because KOHL's (Department Store) STAPES (Office Supply) DICKS (Restaurant.)